Tuesday, September 23, 2014

This World Still Has Beautiful People But Just Not Very Many

Was complaining how “old people” never get laid…  when she finished loading that bowl, slid her long silky smooth (looking) singer/player’s legs right over next to mine on the lawn, leaned in and whispered: “There’s my husband right there, we’ve been married awhile, and he gets laid a lot!”

No Place For Your Kids

GDP (demand) can now be simulated through QE and/or War -- i.e. the places where my money lives have no place/need of your kids…
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2014/08/03/investing-in-africa/13420007/

Rent To Own

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-09-22/treasury-unveils-anti-inversion-rules-against-tax-deals.html

Corporations To America: We Don’t Own.  We Merely Rent To Own Until Better Properties Come Available…

Gone Away…

Saturday, September 6, 2014

5 Telltale Signs of an Emotionally Abusive Financial System

  1. you walk on eggshells to avoid another collapse
  2. truth is rarely/never validated
  3. your govt is mistrustful (spies) for no reason
  4. you cannot discuss problems in the system because you're not rich enough to garner congressional access
  5. you feel "stuck" or confused most of the time

Monday, August 25, 2014

$100K longer…

rolling DIMC options into longs (IBB, TRN, QLD)

8/25/2014 9:02:14 AM
$craper Alpha...
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HIG M F MSFT MU DAL GME LUV FLEX NOV ROST MS DG GPS UAL MA PBR STLD JCI BA
Yield = 1.495
Gain = 61.18978
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$craper Gorilla/Cash...
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DUK GILD IVZ MO QCOM SDRL SEE TJX TRN
Yield = 3.166667
Gain = 28.60684
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$craper Top Screens...
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AES DF ESRX HPQ KBH
Yield = 1.12
Gain = 24.90195
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$craper Ex Div Players...
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HIG TRV QCOM OXY PEG FNF MRK WU PEP RAI GCI K OMC POM MCD KO
Yield = 3.0125
Gain = 21.62503
==============================

Sunday, April 27, 2014

We’re Not In The First Inning Anymore…

  1. First Inning
    • 1867: Marx denounces and predicts inevitable failure (diminishing returns, dystopian future) for what will eventually become global, neoliberal, algo-capitalism
    • 2005-7: “too big to fail” peak-oil/finance/debt/“trust” failure/crisis
      • QE spawned (assets inflate but confidence is not restored)
      • QE fails (trust crisis ensues: deleveraging, depression, crime/violence, class/military-war, bankruptcy, restructuring, austerity…)
  2. (You Are Here)
    • Here is where markets and arbitrage, as the only truly successful human “philosophy” other than the scientific method, have clear roles to play…